Walked past the brand new Vinzee’s Magic Fountain on Court St. and 1st Place this weekend and was told they opened their doors for business Friday, 27 May. I didn’t eat there, but it looked set up for kids and families–with balloons, plastic ketchup and mustard squeezers on the table and festive outfits for the staff. The menu is an elaborate version of McDonalds, with your basic burgers and specialties including the Al-a-Pastra with Pastrami, American Cheese, sauteed leek and honey mustard. I may have just thrown up a little in my mouth. Dogs are billed as German foot-long franks and in addition to the $5 hot dog, other choices comprise of the Relishious, Chili-Cazam and Carlito’s Wand with onions, cabbage, carrots, potato bits, parsley sauce, honey mustard and Parmesan cheese. Shake Shack it’s not. Also count on staples like personal pizzas, chicken sandwiches and tenders, and salads.
From what I can tell from the menu I absconded with, french fries are ordered on the side and you can choose from regular or sweet potato with toppings like cheese, bacon and chili. No booze to be found, but party hearty with an array of shakes, floats and egg creams. The prices seem a little boggling since I get the feeling everything is a la carte. A burger (no cheese) is $5.70, a salmon burger hits just over $13 and a pizza will cost you about $10. No mention of kid-sized portions. Now, since I haven’t actually eaten there, I can’t be sure, but would love some feedback from anyone who’s made their way in.











